I hate my life. Well, I don't really, but I hate what has happened.
I'm from the same place as Ella Henderson, and when I realized she was out, (yes, it took a few seconds to register), I nearly burst out laughing, or crying.
I don't handle panic well. Given this situation:
My mum had no credit left on her phone so I lent her mine. She tried to text dad. She put "Miss you baby, love you lots". I have an incredibly bare friends list, so A and D are next to each other. Instead of clicking *Dad*, she clicked Aaron. Yeah... my biggest friend crush. So I had a few options.
a. Call him and explain
b. Get my mum to text his mum to explain
c. Ignore it and don't look at his reply.
So what did I do? Text him, I kid you not, 8 times saying "Not me, mum" in every one. Use mums phone on 0800 reverse to call him and pretend to be mum, then I completely ignored the poor, lonely lad next time I saw him. Gwyneth and Nathan weren't there, so for the whole 4 hours, he sat on his phone, while I did the same sat next to him. I felt horrible, cause I was like, "He will never go out with me now! Oops. I'm not great with stuff like that. So what is the Moral?
Don't act like me, I'm awful , Read this and think, "What an idiot" then throw this link off a bridge.
So what did I do about Ella Henderson. I rang my auntie who works with her brother, screamed down the phone, then hung up. But I did it on the house phone to her mobile... so she didn't know who it was. I'm going to go into a nice dark pit and cry for eternity. See you later!
Oh Molly, how completely embarassing (that isn't really helping sorry!). What a typical motherly thing to do - they love us but sometimes they just can't help but embarrass us (intentionally or unintentionally). I think you will be able to sort it out though. I've never REALLY fancied someone before (every boy I have had the misfortune of meeting has been incredibly annoying). I'd probably just carry on being my normal (well, not-so-'normal') self; and if he mentions it, explain that your mother accidentally sent a message to him instead of your dad. Just whatever you do - don't lie! Also - being from a whole nother continent, I have no idea who Ella Henderson is. Could you please explain???
ReplyDeleteWhoops - I just realised a major grammatical error: I meant to say "instead of to your dad" not "instead of your dad". Sorry!
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