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Wednesday 15 May 2013

Reasons Why Molly's a Fail--Part 2

Hey :3 I really enjoyed doing that, so I thought I'd do a part 2!

- I laugh like a dying wombat... (is that even legit?)
- I'm as useful at sports as a walrus with no limbs
- I count lamp-posts when I'm in a car
- I have a thing for crime documentaries... I'M NOT PLANNING A MURDER I PROMISE
- I cried during the episode of Scrubs where JD leaves and there's that sheet with the projector
- I don' watch the videos of most of the videos I'm subscribed to on youtube
- I like the taste of chocolate biscuits and gravy together
- Orange flavoured medicine makes me want to throw up my entire digestive system

4 comments:

  1. I sang the title! :) And I agree about flavoured medicine... Except it's the strawberry ones that make me gag!

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  2. Still not a fail : )

    I will always have a rebuttal!

    Y'know NAPLAN (well, duh Gabbie! She probably doesn't). Anyhoo, it's the national testing scheme by the government in Australia to make sure schools are teaching you properly (etc. etc.) and because I'm in year nine I just finished it. Anyway there was this one article in the reading/comprehension exam about vegetarians. Now, I've got nothing against vegetarians - but the author was a complete loon (from the style of writing anyway). Practically ranting about how veggies are discriminated against (really?). But all my friends thought the style was how I talk! How weird is that... anyway (I go really off topic a lot as you can see) and that just proves I can always come up with a reason.

    here are the reasons you ARE NOT a failure : )

    - you seem to be able to fix most mistakes you make (that you tell us about anyway)
    - you are smart
    - you have brilliant fashion sense (glasses = awesome, hair = epic)
    - you are a nice person (well, I haven't seen any blog posts about you being an evil, back-stabbing flute-playing-genius, boy-obsessed friend. NOTE: read Audition&Subtraction by Amy Fellner-Dominy and it will make sense)
    - you have great taste in design (take all the owls)
    - you write a blog regularly and don't leave us all hanging for months on end
    - you have a wicked sense of humour!

    You just passed the examination of life so far1 : )

    P.S. Please don't be angry - I just want you to know that you are a cool person and even though I have never met you I want you to know you are special : )

    S'pose you could use your failures to help create your awesomeness. And by the way... I'm 14 in (let me count) 8 days and still choke on any medicine tablets (even the teensy ones - and I mean FULL ON CHOKE...)

    : D

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